Monday, June 23, 2008

EMPLOYEE LOVER FRIEND!










How close of a relationship with a co worker is too close?



Some people say when both of you are talking more than you and your significant other. Others say when you know one of you have an apparent attraction. I think co worker relationships as a friend leads to a healthy working environment. Some people co workers are just attractive but vibe on friendship levels. In some cases people are going through a rough relationship and they tend to vent to someone that's not in their situation who's personality and mind set are on the same level. Usually this person is the opposite sex and a emotional attraction is drawn b/c he/she can confine in this person. In addition the person who is giving the advice is also drawn to this person b/c they feel as if they have an obligation to help straighten out that person problems b/c might have been experience the same situation. In return he/she gets comfortable around this person and that's when short pausing eye stares, sexual tension, and worse of all confusing feelings.




This tends to really destroy two relationships the one you're currently involved in and the friendship that escalated to beyond your imagination. That's why its a good rule of thumb that if you are having problems you should address it with your "BOO BABY." Keep your co workers out of your business. Let them know the good times and the funny stuff.

Drown your better half or lesser half with your baggage! B/c a good woman/man is hard to find!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

LLOYD LLOYD LLOYD!!!!!





2 days ago my command had a little bbq at this church 15 minutes from my house. As I got ready I ripped a hole in my favorite Ralph Lauren jeans!
I was 2 mad man! (the hole is on both sides too SMH) So I threw on some different RLs and put on that yellow big pony RL and was on my way. So I step out with my fit and my Marc Jacob goggles that I borrowed from the wife cuz they unisex and I needed some brown tinted shades and I'm looking like I dressed 2 hard for the occasion.
So My boy JOIP hits the scene (the guy to the far right giving you the thumbs up is JOIP and the guy to your far left is LLOYD now the guy in the middle he is (L2K "LYIN 2 KICK IT")


Back to the story. Now JOIP stirs up some lies for these female co workers. One girl ask "Are you by yourself?" and he says "No the girl I'm with is over there talking to the Command Master Chief and her daughter is right next to him." Sure enough it was a woman and a child talking with the CMC but they didn't know it wasn't JOIPs company so they believed it and it was classic JOIP spinning a Web Of Lies. A lil while after we spotted LLoyd aka "MR UP2NOGOOOD"and gave him a classic roasting bc he had on that buy one get one free jewelry!
NOW LLOYD EVERYBODY IS A SPECIAL CHARACTER! HE DOES THINGS JUST TO DO THEM! FOR EXAMPLE THAT CHAIN AND FAKE ROLEX HE ROCKS HE USES IT TO HIT THE CLUB WITH TO STUNT ON THESE FEMALES SO IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S A DRUG DEALER OR ESTABLISHED! WHY HE DO LLOYD DO THIS? NO ONE KNOWS BUT LLOYD! IN ALL ACTUALITY HE IS A NICE GUY WITH A BIG HEART! HE JUST DOES THINGS JUST TO DO THEM!
BACK TO THE STORY.....Then we snuck out the side doors b/c we weren't staying for the meeting and we took off in the RAV (ITS THE WORK CAR and i aint driving that gas guzzlin EXT EXPLO!). So we ended up going to tropical smoothie so JOIP could get a drink and This chick was walking side by side with this guy on a bike and the whole time he was trying to holla at her and we heard a part of their convo and she said to him "You aint 17." So I hyped LLoyd up and told him he couldn't get her and we whipped the RAV around and pulled up next to her and the wackest line spewed out of his mouth...." I aint 17 either!" she said " ooooo ok and speed up her pace!"
we laughed so hard......

3 Man Carnival




Today I went to the carnival and its was windy like the Chi and people was no where to be found like da Wild Wild West or Kanye at his last venue! These people wouldn't even let my daughter on a kiddy ride talking bout she ain't 36 inches and she was 32 inches! I'm like "YOU LENT LICKER!" this ride is empty and only thing in them seats is dust and butt stains! Anyways my lil bro is in town and he enjoyed himself . As far as the prize games this man let me and the wife play a buy one get one free game and we still lost so i guess it didnt pay off. Then thunderstorms came about and we beat feet and headed to my boy Griff house for soul food and endless jokes! thks griff fa them wingz hmm!!!!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Music Flippin!


I was looking for alternate music to listen to and i heard Cold Play song that caught my ear before. Me being a amateur producer when i heard the song "Viva la Vida" i was amazed at this group creativity. Then i caught a snippet of that Maroon 5 and Rhianna it was ight but I'm still hooked on "Makes Me Wonder". My boy Joip a couple day ago put me on the N.E.R.D. I personally believes that Pharrell is a 100x better at being a rock star than being a rapper it fits his persona and his image. As i search for music outside of my comfort zone i see why people hate gangsta rap! hahahahahahaha!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Scared Str8!!!!!!!

this guy came to work 2 days ago and he told me about this book called THE DIVINE REVELATIONS OF HELL & HEAVEN. This woman in 1978 was encountered by JESUS and she went to hell for 30 nights and to heaven for 10 days. I've read 6 chapters and I'm truly scared str8 please if you believe in God please repent and ask for forgiveness PLEASE!!! and I'm still gonna keep it real no more C3 THATS FA SHO!!! HAHAHA......

http://www.spiritlessons.com/Mary_K_Baxter_A_Divine_Revelation_of_Hell.htm

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

CARTER III IN MY MITTZ


C3 bitches...........


I just copped that lil wayne like everybody else today b/c I didn't want the bootleg so I waited b/c I support "certain" artists and I don't bootleg. After listening to it im amazed actually. I have all his mixtapes and I had c1 and c2 but c3 is a monsta and its so left field. Its a must get and its the first rap cd I bought since buying the massacre ewwwww!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

GWOT.....



Every one have and or had what I call a GWOT in their life. Me its been my wife and the other day she displayed why in church. The church I attend has a older audience so as you know old people hate change especially if they are comfortable. Well my church is fairly small its more people in a holding tank on sunday in county jail than in my tabanacle. Anyways my wife planned to do a car wash for the church to bring in extra money. She also gave the pastor all these tips to rake in some doe. My wife agreed to plan all this stuff and will get navy reps involved so sailors from our command will come and help set up and wash these cars. I just think she has the biggest heart for other people. She always put herself last man. Im a needy dude but everyman needs a good woman but I have the Greatest Woman of All Time......