DRY WASH

This past SAT was our *church car wash* Before we started I said a prayer and a car pulled up as soon as I said AMEN! I was like man this day is going to be a good one! Well it went downhill...Nobody from my church showed up and we only washed one car! Now mind you we've been advertising this thing every Sunday since at least JUNE 24TH!

"Church *Car Wash* JULY 19 everybody come and bring supplies and it'll be from 1130am till 1pm."

We made 20 dollars I believe 2 bucks from the first car and we put 18 in there. Around 1245pm a couple came up to me and said they were struggling and need help so I offered that they come to church the next morning and we will help them out. O I apologize one person did but she came at the end and she wasn't going to help she just wanted to drop a water hose off! WTHECK? My wife is 8 months pregnant and she was out there and you telling me nobody came to help! My church is about 30 members strong and its basically old people but the church is financially and spiritually wheeling down hill and they know this! So little me was livid and my wife wanted to leave the church for good! So I decided to write the church a letter now this letter I will not disclose to you guys b/c that's just messy but it was real! I read to my wife, pastor, and another member and they eyeballs popped out their sockets! It wasn't profane and my pastor wasn't exempt! I let him have a little bit to b/c he didn't show up either but he got the time mixed up and he emailed me b/c his cell sucks. So the ending result is my letter is posted in the church bulletin and everyone who comes will see it in their church hand out on Sunday! VICTORY! HOPEFULLY MY MESSAGE WILL WAKE PEOPLE UP!