A MILLI BASH IN K-ZOO MICHIGAN!

Today while on my 10 day vacation in K-ZOO we had a good discussion! Me being me I like to stir things up! So me being the only black guy surround by my in laws and they friends. I bring up the blog site "stuff white people like"....Now I told my self earlier that this might get me banned from the house but I got to be me and say what I feel! Man did it back fire! They said, "The website generalized and made them feel as if the people who wrote it are biaest." One said, "Who's to say all white people like those things?" I said, "Well it not to be taken literal and the white people who do like it laugh!" To change the mood I told them about the blogspot and they laughed at me. I started to feel like I'm from mars b/c how they don't know about blogs?



So next day we got ready for this party. Mark Deforest people is the inventor of the pop up! This guy is stupid rich as you can see by the pictures! His house sit on 40 acres of land with a 5 acre man made lake, his own woods, his mansion, and a car garage house!<<<(wtheck?)




We were invited b/c my wife father does his electrical work. People brought babysitters to the party so they could get drunk b/c the liquor was free. In his car house he had James Bond Edition BMW Coupe, GT500, 2008 Z06 Corvette, and V12 Bi-Turbo AMG Series S65 is just a few cars this man had! Beautiful home well laid out might I add. My daughter acted so spoiled I mean she never throws fits and my wife gave her the business! it was kind of funny but it was only a lil smack on the thigh! He wouldn't let anyone in his home I respect that and people steal! He had circus, carnival game stands, endless food and drinks, outdoor arcade, and a comedy central comedian! Best fire works display I ever seen! They say rich people throw the best parties and he did just that!

A PIECE OF HEAVEN FOR LITTLE OL ME!

Oct 25 2006 wasn't relevant till you showed up. 9 months before that I didn't even know you existed but you knew me. How ironic you seen my ways from heaven and probably asked GOD to come into my life earlier but he said in due time child...in due time. When you came here you made an immediate impact. You change me and you already knew it. Even when I wasn't meshing with my better half the look on your angelic face erased all my anger. Kanye said "He lost the only girl who knew him best." I think I was blessed with the only girl who change me for the best without saying a word!


I love you and this is written for you. I will thank God everyday for giving one of his most beautiful angels to be in my mitts. Everyday I love you KAYLA and daddy will always be there!

EMPLOYEE LOVER FRIEND!

How close of a relationship with a co worker is too close?



Some people say when both of you are talking more than you and your significant other. Others say when you know one of you have an apparent attraction. I think co worker relationships as a friend leads to a healthy working environment. Some people co workers are just attractive but vibe on friendship levels. In some cases people are going through a rough relationship and they tend to vent to someone that's not in their situation who's personality and mind set are on the same level. Usually this person is the opposite sex and a emotional attraction is drawn b/c he/she can confine in this person. In addition the person who is giving the advice is also drawn to this person b/c they feel as if they have an obligation to help straighten out that person problems b/c might have been experience the same situation. In return he/she gets comfortable around this person and that's when short pausing eye stares, sexual tension, and worse of all confusing feelings.




This tends to really destroy two relationships the one you're currently involved in and the friendship that escalated to beyond your imagination. That's why its a good rule of thumb that if you are having problems you should address it with your "BOO BABY." Keep your co workers out of your business. Let them know the good times and the funny stuff.

Drown your better half or lesser half with your baggage! B/c a good woman/man is hard to find!

LLOYD LLOYD LLOYD!!!!!

2 days ago my command had a little bbq at this church 15 minutes from my house. As I got ready I ripped a hole in my favorite Ralph Lauren jeans!

I was 2 mad man! (the hole is on both sides too SMH) So I threw on some different RLs and put on that yellow big pony RL and was on my way. So I step out with my fit and my Marc Jacob goggles that I borrowed from the wife cuz they unisex and I needed some brown tinted shades and I'm looking like I dressed 2 hard for the occasion.

So My boy JOIP hits the scene (the guy to the far right giving you the thumbs up is JOIP and the guy to your far left is LLOYD now the guy in the middle he is (L2K "LYIN 2 KICK IT")

Back to the story. Now JOIP stirs up some lies for these female co workers. One girl ask "Are you by yourself?" and he says "No the girl I'm with is over there talking to the Command Master Chief and her daughter is right next to him." Sure enough it was a woman and a child talking with the CMC but they didn't know it wasn't JOIPs company so they believed it and it was classic JOIP spinning a Web Of Lies. A lil while after we spotted LLoyd aka "MR UP2NOGOOOD"and gave him a classic roasting bc he had on that buy one get one free jewelry!

NOW LLOYD EVERYBODY IS A SPECIAL CHARACTER! HE DOES THINGS JUST TO DO THEM! FOR EXAMPLE THAT CHAIN AND FAKE ROLEX HE ROCKS HE USES IT TO HIT THE CLUB WITH TO STUNT ON THESE FEMALES SO IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S A DRUG DEALER OR ESTABLISHED! WHY HE DO LLOYD DO THIS? NO ONE KNOWS BUT LLOYD! IN ALL ACTUALITY HE IS A NICE GUY WITH A BIG HEART! HE JUST DOES THINGS JUST TO DO THEM!

BACK TO THE STORY.....Then we snuck out the side doors b/c we weren't staying for the meeting and we took off in the RAV (ITS THE WORK CAR and i aint driving that gas guzzlin EXT EXPLO!). So we ended up going to tropical smoothie so JOIP could get a drink and This chick was walking side by side with this guy on a bike and the whole time he was trying to holla at her and we heard a part of their convo and she said to him "You aint 17." So I hyped LLoyd up and told him he couldn't get her and we whipped the RAV around and pulled up next to her and the wackest line spewed out of his mouth...." I aint 17 either!" she said " ooooo ok and speed up her pace!"

we laughed so hard......

3 Man Carnival

Today I went to the carnival and its was windy like the Chi and people was no where to be found like da Wild Wild West or Kanye at his last venue! These people wouldn't even let my daughter on a kiddy ride talking bout she ain't 36 inches and she was 32 inches! I'm like "YOU LENT LICKER!" this ride is empty and only thing in them seats is dust and butt stains! Anyways my lil bro is in town and he enjoyed himself . As far as the prize games this man let me and the wife play a buy one get one free game and we still lost so i guess it didnt pay off. Then thunderstorms came about and we beat feet and headed to my boy Griff house for soul food and endless jokes! thks griff fa them wingz hmm!!!!

Music Flippin!

I was looking for alternate music to listen to and i heard Cold Play song that caught my ear before. Me being a amateur producer when i heard the song "Viva la Vida" i was amazed at this group creativity. Then i caught a snippet of that Maroon 5 and Rhianna it was ight but I'm still hooked on "Makes Me Wonder". My boy Joip a couple day ago put me on the N.E.R.D. I personally believes that Pharrell is a 100x better at being a rock star than being a rapper it fits his persona and his image. As i search for music outside of my comfort zone i see why people hate gangsta rap! hahahahahahaha!

Scared Str8!!!!!!!

this guy came to work 2 days ago and he told me about this book called THE DIVINE REVELATIONS OF HELL & HEAVEN. This woman in 1978 was encountered by JESUS and she went to hell for 30 nights and to heaven for 10 days. I've read 6 chapters and I'm truly scared str8 please if you believe in God please repent and ask for forgiveness PLEASE!!! and I'm still gonna keep it real no more C3 THATS FA SHO!!! HAHAHA......

http://www.spiritlessons.com/Mary_K_Baxter_A_Divine_Revelation_of_Hell.htm

CARTER III IN MY MITTZ

C3 bitches...........

I just copped that lil wayne like everybody else today b/c I didn't want the bootleg so I waited b/c I support "certain" artists and I don't bootleg. After listening to it im amazed actually. I have all his mixtapes and I had c1 and c2 but c3 is a monsta and its so left field. Its a must get and its the first rap cd I bought since buying the massacre ewwwww!

GWOT.....

Every one have and or had what I call a GWOT in their life. Me its been my wife and the other day she displayed why in church. The church I attend has a older audience so as you know old people hate change especially if they are comfortable. Well my church is fairly small its more people in a holding tank on sunday in county jail than in my tabanacle. Anyways my wife planned to do a car wash for the church to bring in extra money. She also gave the pastor all these tips to rake in some doe. My wife agreed to plan all this stuff and will get navy reps involved so sailors from our command will come and help set up and wash these cars. I just think she has the biggest heart for other people. She always put herself last man. Im a needy dude but everyman needs a good woman but I have the Greatest Woman of All Time......