Today was my duty day. In the navy you have to stay on the ship for 24 hrs every 4 to 8 days or more depending on your command just in case something happens you can help protect the ship. Today during a real fire (no one was injuried) I found out this girl got excuse drunk. Excuse drunk is drinking just enuff so you can say you blame anything stupid on your liqour. So anyways this broad is about to hop in the car but she pauses. This girl isn't ugly. She's fairly pretty but she walks around with her nose up so something bad was already due for her. Her friend said "Girl sit in the front by ya man." She was like "Naw imma sit in the back." So the girl was like "Why?" and she said "I shitted myself!" Now this aint your runny bubble guts shit this is your 20 minute take ya clothes off cause you getting to hot shit! So the guy who was driving didn't know and he ask the girl "Why you sitting in the back?" She just started crying! She wouldn't say what was wrong but HE SMELLED HER PROBLEMS CAUSE SHE SHITTED HERSELF NOT ONCE BUT TWICE IN ONE NIGHT! So she took her clothes off and put the shitty clothes in the trunk. When she came to work on monday the whole boat knew the story now you know the story!
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