Monday, May 12, 2008

She got a B-Daddy?

This is the age old question. Can I criticize a 20 yr old single mom who doesn’t know the baby daddy? I say yes for the GIVERS ! I believe if she spread her legs with men with an ALIAS instead of a first name or YOU CAN’T RECALL THE FIRST LETTER IN HIS LAST NAME then I say YES. The givers supply men with what they need, and that’s a night full of action w/o the baggage of sweating bullets b/c he knows who she is and who he is associated with. The man is complacent with bagging her and tagging her. Trust me it makes great conversation the night after with the fellas on the way to the next club!
How can you qualify as a GIVER? Example Uno... A man meets a woman at the club and he is saying everything she wants to hear and buying what she wants to drink. She makes the decision in her head that he's cute and 75% single and she is lonely and horny so one night stand is probable but more likely reality. Fast forward conversation to contemplation on buying hotel, or bring him home if your single or the other man is just out of town! No rubber? No problem! It feels better anyway when you’re buzzed or drunk enough to know what your not doing right! He puts it down (if he's drunk) or disappoints you but he nutted inside (which is every man dream plus less mess). Couple weeks later your pregnant with whatchamacaliks baby and you probably couldn’t pick him out from a police line up if you wanted to. Now that’s my example of a giver. WHAT’S YOURS?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No rubber? No problem! It feels better anyway when you’re buzzed or drunk enough to know what your not doing right!

Most guys don't give a fuck and most girls don't give a fuck either and thats sad... One of my boys was tellin' us about hittin' this chick and he was like " I went to get a rubber" and my other dog was like "Your extra protected ass!" WTF?!?!

arychtexas said...

hahahahahaha man thats true using a rubber is like waering wal mart shoes! some womrn actually get turned off when you use condemns but sometimes you gotta strap up just to protect ya self from the GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!