Monday, May 26, 2008

L2K!!!!



We've all had that person in our close circle of friends who said some
Fairy tale type ish. L2K or Lying to Kick It makes that habitual lying
Friend that much funnier! For instance, you came back from the club and
your friends bring some chicks back to chill with. You notice the L2K
hommie has tagged along. You're not mad b/c you can cuss this person out for fun and correct their faulty lifestyle for a few laughs. The convo is running smooth and a girl asks him, "What do you do for a living?" In the mean time the chick he is talking to looks familiar but you can't put your finger on it. Well you know your boy is jobless or works somewhere that's equal to unemployed in a female's eye but he spits out "I'm a contractor!" You can't hold your laughter in but you got to so he can embarrass himself first. Then she says, "O yeah that's cool... So what company do you work for?" Before she answers she looks at his shoes b/c for a shoe test. This boy got on some all black BIRDMAN LUGZ.



She knows he’s lying now but she wants to see if he is going to fess up! He secretly follows her eyes and sighs b/c he got to explain this wardrobe malfunction on top of thinking of a good contracting company. In-between time you and your boys just sit back and laugh inside b/c he is about to fumble like usual and you remembered that she works for contracting company AIG on the ship! So he says, "I work in the Norfolk shipyards but I’m the supervisor of AIG there. I had to work late today so I just kind of threw something on." She replies, "O yeah? I work in the yards too and I supervise that same company but you don't work for me." That's when all the laughter erupts and Mr. L2K knows he can't fish his way out of this one....
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6 comments:

Kai said...

cool blog!

that baby on your left is so adorable!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

I thought that was westcoast talk, "Lying Ta Kick it".

arychtexas said...

@ KAI C - yea thats my lil SUPA STARRR!!! thks and dont be a stranger YA DIG

@ BOSS MACK- i thought i made that up with my boys b/c where im at that shit runs RAPID LIKE HIV! Especially when the BUST DOWNS were around. As long as we use it in the same context then the pharse is universal!

Unknown said...

AHAH. iknow the feeling.
i hate it when u tell someone sometihng and no matter what- they got a story like it.
thats some ol bull!
Asia dee

arychtexas said...

@ the one....you damn skippy those the type of people you make up a lie just to see if they try to 1 up your ish!!!!!!!

Kaliente said...

LMMFAO, i literrally laughed out loud at this shyt!!! why is this nigga wearin LUGZ...those are so ugly!