Lameazoid

lame-ah-zoid-n- individual who intentionally tries to manipulate or ruin your day!

The Lameazoid! No this is not a geometrical shape but definitely a unique individual. Lameazoid is not set to gender and they aren't easy to spot. Most of them have bitchass-ness characteristics but look like me and you. Lamazoids always existed, even back in Christ era when you were stoned for just about anything! Now in days they have evolved to become smarter and lamer...For example you go out with your lady friend you just bagged, and this guy comes out of no where claiming how he knows you. He's talking belligerently and he says the unthinkable "Hey man is this your girl?" You don't want to say yes with confidence b/c its really not your girl and saying no is like calling her a bitch slash hoe. This particular lameazoid knows this that's why he propose the question. But before you can even answer the question he continues with, "I know you! Weren't you here last week?" Now you're stuck and you can't kick his ass b/c you look guilty as O.J. with a bloody knife and 2 gloves. You can't help that this is one of your favorite spots plus indulging in his convo will be disastrous b/c he'll start describing her attire and physical attributes from your previous date. So the only thing you probably can do is walk off and get some quick explanations rolling! Lameazoids are quick on their feet. They know the perfect time to put salt in your game. So be aware of your surroundings and keep a watch full eye.....